Hmm. This is Paris Hilton we're talking about here, right? Why on earth do they need an actress to play her? Hasn't Paris done enough porn of her own to suggest that the people wanting to portray her should have gotten her drunk, pointed a video camera at her, and then let her do the rest herself?
Sindee Jennings, looks nothing like Paris Hilton.
Aubrey Adams, looks nothing like Nicole Richie.
Yeah, so, nice to see that they're going for typical pornographic realism with the girls they're getting to play Paris and Nicole. There are, like, a million porn stars out there. Is there is a possibility that there might be someone out there in the adult industry who looks a LITTLE more like the two troubled thin heiresses?
Still, bang goes my theory that this was going to be a serious look at life in a women's penitentiary and the issues that arise when a young woman from a wealthy background shares an enclosed environment with women from a more deprived lifestyle.
I guess we'll have to make do with pussy-munching fake lesbianism. Dammit!
