Thursday, August 02, 2007

The Cam Contacts Smelly Feet Phenomenon

Smelly feet > smoking.

I just remembered something that I must admit amused me greatly recently. I recently reviewed Cam Contacts, a site that we had been meaning to review for about 9 months. But it was a bit like when you lose something down the back of the couch and you find it ages later and you're actually quite happy to see it, because it's a pound coin or some kind of confectionary that's still in its wrapper and hasn't gone out of date.

So yes, I was quite happy to see Cam Contacts because it's really quite good for a live cam site. And you know what most live cam sites are like - largely filled with girls who are half-asleep, usually having a chat with their roommate behind the camera, and watching Fight Club in another window. To be fair, there are quite a lot of people like that on this site, but some of them actually seemed like they wanted to be there. Which is the least of what you might want really.


Anyway, yes, this amusing thing. Browsing through the profiles of some of these performers it becomes perfectly clear that most of them cannot be arsed creating a profile themselves. Either that, or the vast majority of the Cam Contacts community really does hate smelly feet so much that they have to make a mention of it in their pitifully short profile.

Honestly, you would not believe the amount of people mentioning this pet hate on this community. What makes it all the more bizarre, of course, is the fact that these performers can't smell your feet. Technology has not advanced to the point where ElizabethX can tell you've not been using those Odor Eaters as a cheesy waft filters through her speakers. And seeing as though most of these girls are probably locked away in some bedsit by some horrid porn baron in Moscow (that's my theory as to why most of the girls on these sites are unhappy Russians), it's unlikely they'll ever meet us to even catch a whiff of our plates o' meat.