We've been a bit lax on the whole invasion thing lately, I must admit. We're sorry for not bringing you the daily updates that we've done our best to add since our launch, but our situation has been far from ideal these last few weeks for the appreciation of adult entertainment!
For the last couple of weeks we've been basically living between two flats. Moving at this time has not exactly been easy as I'm almost 9 months pregnant and could go into labour at any moment (so if we have another quiet spell you'll know why!) and also rather hurried. Our previous landlord decided to cash in on his investments and put our flat on the market so we found ourselves with a race against time to find a new home before our new arrival makes her entrance into this world.
As inevitably happens, something very good came from something very bad and we found ourselves a far nicer home than we had before. Unfortunately the broadband connection took a week or so more to move than we did so we've been on restricted internet access and to make matters worse my poor, long-suffering laptop is on its last legs.
A few days ago it decided that all these cumshots, lesbians, insertions, ladyboys and big cocks were just too much to take and - with a cough and a splutter - switched itself off every time I dared to breathe on it, much less move it. I counselled it and gave it some honey and lemon, and just about convinced it to work for long enough to order a new one but it will be another few days before the replacement arrives. Still, it seems to have recovered a little of its previous good spirit because it's at least working for long enough to let me to add a few reviews.
So that's where we are at the moment - still knee-deep in boxes and lacking vital technology, but back on dial-up where we belong!
Now it's just a case of waiting for the contractions to start...
Not the most relaxing month of the year!
